Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in This Amazing, Amusing World's LiveJournal:

Sunday, June 8th, 2003
12:54 pm	Campaign to eighty-six Stinkers Stinky people should be prohibited from our club dance floors. Prohibited, I tell you!! It should be grounds for being eighty-sixed like anything else that ruins other club-frequenters' nights out. (Comment on this)
12:51 pm	VCFs Contraceptive Listerine strips. I wonder if they come in mint-flavor. If not, they should. Anyone who's ever used mint-flavored condoms will know what I mean. Very very nice. (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 23rd, 2003
1:00 pm	Seattle Drivers I have never seen such driving in my life. What a bunch of morons! Everyone is soooo polite, letting everyone and their grandma in front of them, the traffic is at a standstill on green lights!! It is beyond frustrating and I'm holding back here... (Comment on this)
Monday, March 10th, 2003
7:22 pm	Introduction I live in Seattle, Washington. It's March 2003 as I begin this journal. We are on the verge of war (or not?). I am tucked away in a damp little corner of the U.S. minding my own business where the thought strikes me to write my own 'Life's Little Instruction Book' or whatever the f@!*% they're referred to these days. So to begin my journey of personal slants I wanted to note that each entry will be broken down by Subject (and hopefully not wander too far off from). (Comment on this)